I throw things together in a frying pan and hope they come out alright. This one did - mushrooms, green onions and Stilton.

I tried to get Mike to eat Stilton on Saturday night. He hated it - he told me the after taste resembled poop. This kind of turned me off the Stilton for the evening, which I was eating with baked Lays. The grocery store below my new apartment doesn't carry rice crackers. Some things are going to have to change....
Mike made me a rack of New Zealand free range lamb and I made garlic mashed. Mike doesn't buy real butter.
Mike, if you read this, you need to buy real butter.

Bastards.